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Semi Side Up Eggs

Sunny side up eggs, but the yolk is popped and lightly cooked on both sides.
I prefer semi side up eggs over Sunny side up
by Loftsnax August 13, 2021
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egg

Sorry you're feeling dysphoric. Don't worry, you're my EGG (everyday good girl)!
by kit10 April 10, 2022
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I can’t let my eggs burn

A figure of speech for I can’t wait to see you.
Guy: “I can’t let my eggs burn.”
Girl: “Aw, thank you.”
by nrml February 12, 2024
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egg

Fragile but powerful.

Also very delicious.

We must bow down to the eggs.
Friend: Carries carton of eggs
Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares
by FlatPlanet3500 April 6, 2021
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Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.
Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016
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Egg wash

When a woman and a man have consensual heterosexual sex at the very end of her menstrual period and the man ejaculates into her, causing the remaining blood in her vaginal canal to be cleared out ; a way of speeding up the end of a period
I think the egg wash worked, it's all clear down there now.
by mcgerce May 20, 2025
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evil egg

- noun: an egg so rotten that it turned sentient and evil.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.
as a noun - "Jesus Christ! Why is there an evil egg on the kitchen counter!?"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"
by The evil hamster October 30, 2023
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