douche-wagger

What you call someone when the person is completely talking out their ass.

*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!

*Neil- **cries**

by H.W January 25, 2009

Douche Rocket

Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.

Tommy shows up at every wedding reception just to get free food and drink. Even when he's not invited. What a DOUCHE ROCKET.

by Cabbage Fartz August 3, 2009

Douchebag Wannabe

A person that isn't hot enough or cool enough to be a douchebag, but still tries. The only girls they can get are the Popular girl wannabes. And they'll try to be friends with real douchebags, but end up getting made fun of behind their backs.

Wannabe Douchebag: Hey guys! Had a date with a hot girl last night, if you know what I mean. -wink-

Douchebag #1: Uh cool.

Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-

Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?

Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.

by ChelseySmileeFace November 21, 2009

Douchebag

Kanye West

Kayne West is a douchebag
President Obama called Kanye West a douchebag

by Saharalea March 20, 2010

douche pancake

the highest level of douche possible...ever

Josh:Dude, Gil is one large douche pancake!!

Miss T: I know,right?

by Josh is my name February 4, 2010

Douche Knuckle

A cross between a complete douche and somebody stupid, proven more effect at winning an argument than two camels in a tiny car.

SHUT UP DOUCHE KNUCKLE

by paigiesaurpandemic September 10, 2010

regal douche

regal douche- an emphasis on the classic insult "douche" or "douchebag"

Dwight, the 40 year old manager of the Y who checks out 10 year old girls, is a regal douche

by piss off May 4, 2005