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David Bates

A wacky conductor with epic facial expressions. Has an amazing girl range, can go higher then sopranos and lower than the base. He makes everyone lol and is so embarrassing. He has worse floppy hair than Hugh Gant.
Person A: 'OMG!!!! He has a very high voice'
Person L: 'Does he have floppy hair?'
Person A: 'Yhh he makes everyone lol so bad'
Person L: 'Hes a David Bates'
by John Smith233 October 9, 2011
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Super painful dick aids were you have no choice to cut off your own dick which turns brown without chopping it off
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David

The walking definition of inner rage and uncalled for tantrum explosions at any given moment
HahahHha must be having a f8t of David
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David is a Faggot
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David

The name David describes a huge failure. Very hairy and sweaty female that prefers goats over humans. He sits when he pees and wipes from back to front. Enjoys long walks on men only nude beaches while listening to the Backstreet Boys. Refers to his female friends as homies and his male friends as babe. Most people that know David refer to him as a slapdick or Fuck boy. If you ever see a David in his natural habitat, you should stay far away.
Hey John, I woke up this morning and my ass was in pain. This is how David must feel all the time.

Did you see that hairy guy wearing a thong,holding Steve’s hand, while listening to Backstreet Boys. That’s such a David thing to do!
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david Amaya

has a tiny penis and likes to dress up in princess dresses. He'd rather fuck his cat which is a guy than go with his girlfriend. He likes having a fun time but he cant because he has a small pp.
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