Shit in a Can

Where a T-rex violently pushes out a fucking rock hard turd nugget in a condensed canned steamed with broccoli semen

Damn it smells like I just Shit in a Can

by T.T.R October 22, 2020

Trash can

An object that is reliable

It’s called a trash CAN, not a trash cannot

by LoJay June 9, 2023

CAN

Cute Ass Nigga

“yo that nigga a can”

by BigSleepFan June 4, 2025

Canned beaver

A Canned Beaver is what you call a girl who have a new cock every week.

Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Ashley?”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”

by randomfemale01 April 27, 2021

That can shake a dwarf off a ladder

Something that disrupts a normal event.

John: Damn that car is so loud!
Kane: Yeah, that can shake a dwarf off a ladder

by freakbeanz August 10, 2025

Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?

A response to somebody back seating and telling you to do something that is completely obvious.

"Hey shoot that guy! He drops loot"
"Really? Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?"

by TheCallMe January 24, 2022

Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain

Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"

by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023