Snake

A jackwagon who acts like a friend but is really a reptile in human form

Did you see Kaylee just say that about her sister? What a snake!!!

by Fishyfresh January 1, 2018

snakes

a group of people who probably talk shit :) (aka the original snakes)

They're such snakes
*hiss*
here they come

by pineapplesandstrawberries March 27, 2017

Snake Dick

A soft penis that is the average size of a snake

Dayum bro U got Snake Dick

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

Snake

A person who is really annoying and frustrating. Someone who is always lying and trying to be funny. Common snakes are usually called Mitchell, Jonathan or Douglas.

"You're such a snake Jonathan."

by Jonkatron February 26, 2019

Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017

Tube snake

A tube snake is an uncut penis, typically referring to someone is of Indian descent

“Was he uncut?” “Yes! I love me a good tube snake !”

by Lemmehityourvape March 30, 2025

Snake eyes

Someone who has dark, mysterious,evil eyes, and turns out to be a fake friend.

Man he's got snake eyes, look how dark and evil they look, he's a skeng.

by Savage little shit July 20, 2016