Drake Snake

A leak released of Drake showing his absolute schlong of a cock. Almost as big as Mason coopers

Person 1: Did you see Drakes leak?
Mason Cooper: He has a Drake Snake! Almost as big as mine

by JeffTheNick March 12, 2024

Water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect and sometimes has to be thumbed In

‘No I don’t fancy him, he had a right water snake’

by Chickennuggetszzzz July 7, 2024

Snakes

A person mostly who talks a lot of shit and person who pretends their your best friend but talks mad shit about you but doesn’t do anything

Snakessss

by Poo poo head forever June 9, 2018

Carpet Snake

A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.

Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus

by Chips Magee June 10, 2022

italian snake

Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!

Mate, fuck off I'm not a Italian snake I'm a dog mate, woof.

by masterbaitsmate June 9, 2017

food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come check out this giant food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023

Snake eyes in Heaven

The low odds of achieving something that is very lucky and wanted, but unlikely (stems from term “snake eyes”, rolling two ones on a pair of dice)

She prayed for snake eyes in Heaven as the judges totaled her score.

by DarkMacademia March 29, 2021