Alex

A literal asshole

“Hey man don’t be such an Alex”

by Smhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh January 23, 2024

Alex

Alex ain't P

Alex, you ain't P

by SC= mdh-06 January 19, 2022

Alex

Alex: a person who has no luck with boys and is a complete poppy cock. she is prone to getting harassed and when her body guard isn’t there she crys

jack: i know an alex
carol: is she a poppy cock

by frey.aaa May 4, 2019

Alex

Alex, derived from the ancient Greek "Alexander," is often connected with historical figures like Alexander the Great, Alexander Graham Bell, Alexander McQueen. But in reality he is a human shit stain. As any friend of an Alex knows, you'd be better off being friends with an actual shit stain than an Alex. He is selfish, boring, and very often sociopathic. Alex's are also prone to be extremely short, often with unkempt hair. You'd be forgiven for seeing an Alex and assuming they are homeless — very often they are simply just being an Alex.

"Oh, jesus fuck. Alex just got here. I think I need to leave right now."

"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."

by diditookme November 24, 2021

Alex

Weird ass mf with a mole by his mouth probably wears glasses and supreme shit. Cool guy and he also probably skates he has a little dick ir a big one 🤤

“Bro have you seen Alex”
“Oh yeah! The one with the glasses”

by oback_barama November 22, 2021

alex shepard

the best boyfriend ever like wow
he’s quite weird but funny affff 😍😍

everyone: woah do you go out with alex shepard

me: yeahh

everyone: wow ur lucky bruh

by pineapplesarepeng1234 October 28, 2019

Alex

A fat chunky boi that cant get no girls and likes eating 69 pizzas a day and sucks cucumbers and runs for burritos and worst of all he likes MEN!!! Never become friends with a fat chunky Alex!!!

Alex is a fat chunky pizza eating cucumber sucking fat ass!!!!!

by Mr.beast/jimmy January 22, 2022