Hot Air Balloon

The phenomena in which a man is sitting on a typically non porous surface area such as a wooden chair, and unleashes a fart that instead of sliding out of the back, up the crack, it sneaks up the front and tickles the testes/ball sack. In some cases can elevate the sack if wearing loose clothing.

Prrrrtttt (fart)- Whoa! The hot air balloon came outta nowhere.

by Pigeonjuan December 19, 2020

Tennessee air brakes

(Traditional) Large, floppy, low-hanging mudflaps on a semi/large truck that create a lot of wind resistance, on the irrational premise that they slow the truck down along with the standard air brakes on large trucks. Tennessee reference due to the majority of truckers being some degree of white male with a propensity for camouflage clothing and stickers like “USA Love It or Leave It.”

(Modern) Large, floppy, low-hanging pussy lips that might otherwise be referred to as ‘mudflaps’.

Wow, that semi’s mudflaps are big and flapping like crazy.

Yep... them’s some Tennessee air brakes raught there.

Dude... did you see Jolene from high school is dancing at the new strip club?
I did, but since having four kids she has some serious Tennessee air brake.

by Runmikeyrun December 23, 2020

beating air

When you’re masturbating, but you’re just not into it

I was beating air all night, I just couldn’t get off

by Esperanato January 22, 2021

superior air

Highness

He had a chain round his neck with the superior air of a lord mayor

by Vanakkam January 22, 2021

superior air

Picture of an official

He wore a chain of the superior air of a lord mayor

by Vanakkam January 22, 2021

Active Air Freshener

Active Air Freshener (aka A.A.F.) Is a sex position where 2 people sit in a pile of pillows in the corner, with A plugged by B's penis as it straddles and kisses A. While B grabs and spreads A's rear end as A softly releases continuous gas.

Guy: "You heard about those 2 weirdos who did AAF? (Active Air Freshener)"
Other Guy: "Yeah, motherfuckers' always coming up with a different position every fuckin' tuesday."

by MechaWasTaken February 17, 2021

grey air

When the sky is grey and cloudy, not quite to the point of storming but possibly on it’s way.
The breeze will be cool but soft within 48 degrees (Fahrenheit) and 60 degrees (Fahrenheit). The grass will be damp, and a light mist will soon fill the air if it hasn’t already.

I sat on the old wooden swing set on the playlet in my backyard as the grey air surrounded me.

by Sleepingwalras March 22, 2021