by Imrightthanks June 14, 2015

When she burps into your butthole
"Yea dude, this girl Erin really gave me a wicked French Blowhorn last night. I blew at least 3 feet across the room."
by YungHotDawgWater January 8, 2017

by Miles morals parker October 3, 2016

“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”
“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”
“Yeah that sounds like him.”
“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”
“Yeah that sounds like him.”
by LogiBogy May 20, 2022

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021

A figure of speech used to suggest that a task is too unbearable and taxing for someone to perform. Not to be taken literally or suggest that a deal has been made.
by achaemenid November 23, 2020

This Pinot has notes of Cherry, leather and a lovely musky overtone of French Lady’s Nose. Merci Monique!
by JayAddie May 2, 2023
