tasteful bird kiss

When you try to kiss a person and it results in the person vomiting in your mouth.

Hey Joe, I saw you hookin up with a girl yesterday.
Yeah, she gave me a tasteful bird kiss, and we headed to my place.

by 4e6564 January 3, 2020

Da biggest bird

Da biggest bird is a term used in mario madness discord for guys who love beefy men and wanna kiss men of course the term is used for whoever is the gayest guy in the server

Adrev: oh my goodness gracious creador i wanna kiss men so bad im like a fucking ermm femboy

Creador: man wtf no im da biggest bird

Adrev: man fuck you! Im gonna go look at lullaby gf art even if she has a pp because im gay and i like that shit or something plus massacre is mid as fuck

by Moody bot ;) January 2, 2023

cat-bird seat

When there is a person who is the position to play mind games with another.

Candy was in the cat-bitd seat when she got a dip on the side afterher man got caught wiht that hoe.

by Zo May 21, 2005

lawsuit bird

An angry irrational woman, usually a soccer mom, that doesn't have any rational or logical tactics in an arugment, so she will yell "LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT!" in a crow-like voice in order to get people to do what she wants. Hence: Lawsuit bird.

It is rare for a lawsuit bird to actually go forth with a lawsuit.

I was raised by a lawsuit bird, so I usually got any class I wnated in high school because the schools feared a lawsuit.

by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006

Big Bird Math

When you need to simplistically explain an arguably simple math concept to a group of kindergarteners, most of whom probably have an IQ of a parrot or less, although their parents think that the intelligence of their little ones is closer to that of a dolphin.

Some big bird math topics kids at a premium enrichment math center were recently exposed to were: “as easy as ⍺, β, 𝛾” and “COVID-1–2–3.”

by MathPlus November 9, 2021

bird says stfu

An expression used when green radioactive birds tell you that you are getting too loud.
Origin: Mrs. Bolick's 7th graders at MRSA

Rachel and Girish often play rock, paper, scissors over who said "bird says stfu" first. Of course, Rachel always wins.

by Ann Steely February 4, 2009

Blowing out Birds

The act of holding a fart through a date which leads to a climatic event that feels similar to that of blowing a small bird out your ass at high pressure

(conversation between friends after leaving their dates)
example 1:

friend 1: "Dude!, whats that smell?"
friend 2: "I just blew out a bird man! I was holding it all through the movie."

Example 2:

"Don't sit next to Christina, I think she has been blowing out birds."

by the happy dater January 12, 2012