Twat

When fuckboisin evac camp like a bitch in the back of the spawn ALL game (lolcats07)

Lolcats07 is such a twat and I just dangled dangled my ballsack in his nostrils last game

by Skies_US August 1, 2018

TWAT

a SWAT team composed primarily of females.

all those girls just broke in and TWATed us.

by dead ted December 8, 2009

twat stand

When you stand like a twat.

Look at Manny he's a twat stand

by jesus1337 September 3, 2016

Twat

A bad person

Katie is a twat

by CheekyCheeseGrater November 6, 2022

Twat

Somebody who goes out of their way to be an ignorant piece of shit and otherwise a jackass towards people he or she doesn’t share the same views and opinions with

“Black lives matter ! “

“Actually , all lives matter “

“Alright twat bag can you shut your fat gob for one bloody minute and except the fact that white people aren’t at the epicentre of the universe for a split second in history !”

by Peachesandcinnimon June 8, 2020

Tommy Twat-Texter

A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.

‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’

by PettyPrincess May 1, 2022

Bong twat

One personal hit from a bong that is analogous to taking a gravity bong hit.

Fuck, I need a bong twat.
I didn't make it to the session in time, so I had to pack myself a bong twat.

by budmasterfleeze October 30, 2007