Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.
My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!
by cobrafang May 20, 2021
An unconventional method of tanning: working the land without a shirt or sunscreen. Commonly seen in Texas and other southern states, where sunscreen is seen as optional.
by Proud Texan June 22, 2018
A popular sex act in the homosexual community in which a man suspends himself from a tall beam typically found in a barn using a cattle lasso, then inserts his penis into the other man laying flat on the ground and proceeds to spin around at full speed until completion
by Sex Master Supreme February 25, 2020
The final product of someone giving you a blowjob in a barn, you finishing in their mouth, and then them rudely spitting it on the floor where it mixes with dirt, hay, sawdust, and animal hair/droppings.
by bad_idea June 16, 2015
Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022
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Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.
Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”
Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”
Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
by Thatbitchwhosomehowisoffensive September 26, 2020