sue is side

A way to say suicide without feeling bad about it

Guy 1: Never ever commit sue is side
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 3: Hey Guy 1 you said "sue is side" not suicide

by Urban Dictionary Nerd January 3, 2023

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

diamond side down

When you get slapped by someone who has turned their engagement ring over so that when they slap you with their ring it will add +20 strength and +15 bleed damage.

Mark: Don't talk back to me
Jules: *turns her ring over so the pointy side is showing*
Mark: Are you going to hit me diamond side down? I got that for you bitch
Jules: *slaps him diamond side down*
Mark: Whore now I'm bleeding!

by kenndedy October 4, 2022

double-sided dildo

Yum

Pack double-sided dildo is really fun

by anonymous October 29, 2020

sheriff's side

A term commonly used in LA County used to refer to an area where the law enforcement are the county sheriff's deputies, as opposed to a local community police force.

Damian: Damn Pedro won't the cops bust us for smoking weed on the sidewalk?
Pedro: It's sheriff's side they got other problems to deal with than two foos on the street

by HushOne May 20, 2017

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Side-hoe

A guy that you have talked to at some point.

Damn whitney, you got all these side-hoes! ( that white boy, the one from jimmy johns, the tall one, fuck face, etc, etc.)

by Thats right bitch December 13, 2016