by Cutting the pizza November 28, 2025
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Customer: The holy food, with sausage, please.
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Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza
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Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
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