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The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
mugGet the The Real Dealmug.

Real nigga

“Kevin,twon,Kris,Brandon,Langston,tevarius,and Brandon C. Some REAL NIGGAS.”
by Kurdish808 October 8, 2025
mugGet the Real niggamug.

real milk hours

A time of day from 11Pm to any determined time where one posts milk in the discord
Mods are asleep, it's real milk hours, post milk.
by The Milk Producer January 30, 2018
mugGet the real milk hoursmug.

Real rap

The raps that JT does
by RealG64 July 19, 2021
mugGet the Real rapmug.

Real World Retarded

Someone that doesn’t have the ability to function /operate in the "Real World"
Tim cant even file his taxes properly he must be Real World Retarded.
by Unknown-user-idc September 18, 2024
mugGet the Real World Retardedmug.

Real person

When you see a person in really life (same ass:in real life)
by Kiylla July 17, 2023
mugGet the Real personmug.

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