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Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.
John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...
by Guessimist September 10, 2015
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tres block

A group/gang of complete utter madlads and hoes usually idiots and not smart also pretty gay
by anomyousybfbmvskvn February 4, 2019
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Cock Block

(Cock Block) Is when you block a person on social media by sending them a picture of your cock.
by TheUltimateSimpNigha November 21, 2020
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Snoodle Block

When the tremendous girth of the snoodle-ee far exceeds that of the foreskin of the snoodle-er, thus inhibiting the attempted snoodle
Clayton got snoodle blocked when he tried to snoodle Bubba's giant pecker.
by roman12121212 September 17, 2016
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block thrower

...a co-worker or peer who is so lacking in talent or skill that the only abillity this person has is to impede the progress of anyone else showing talent, skill or motivation.
Term is from behavior recognized in young siblings who throw blocks in front of younger siblings to impede them from learning to walk
Joe is so lazy and worthless...he is a block thrower...all he has done all week is get in my way!
by blockthrower September 21, 2010
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Cock block

A person who, sometimes repeatedly prevents someone from having any chance of getting laid.
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.

The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:

Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws
"My daughter has been sleeping in my wife's and I's room allot lately.
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"
by Skisonice September 30, 2022
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Blocked

It mean the person who sent this to you wants to suck the living soul out of your cock
Girl: BLOCKED
by Cumwizard1 March 19, 2021
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