Mexican Air Freshener

The used toilet paper with shit on it that's left in the trash cans or on the floor of bathrooms.

The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.

by cuddle_lingus October 30, 2020

air

look around you

"hey bob where's the air"
"why the fuck are you asking me this question?

by Galactixer October 31, 2020

Air pods privilege

When you own airpods but don't use them
Air pods owner: can u turn that down? Its really loud
Non air pods owner: no sry i dont own airpods
Air pods owner: thats fine,... Can u maybe just use ur headset instead?
Non air pods owner: ok we get it... U own air pods

Im coming out of the closet! Im homosexual. I love my new air pods privilege

by Leonprinz November 3, 2020

air tugging

Like airjerking where you see or feel so great about someone or something and you wanna get about it.

Do you prefer jerking or tugging, to me its all the same sometimes I find myself air tugging when im keen and want to let someone know they're in.

by TheBlueWave November 7, 2020

air

something you fucking breathe, why are u searching air in urban dictionary, why are you searching it in the first place?

"oh look here, look at this air, looks like i know what thid thing is... UNLIKE SOMEONE"

by pruh______ January 6, 2021

Air-logged

Something that is lighter than it should be or seems.

Damn dude that 2 x 4 should’ve been 27 pounds but it’s air-logged like a motherfucker

by Prangutan January 17, 2021

beating air

When you’re masturbating, but you’re just not into it

I was beating air all night, I just couldn’t get off

by Esperanato January 22, 2021