swag muffin

a person that thinks he is soo cool and the best at everything

swag muffin we hate you

by pudugly March 29, 2015

chud muffin

Jesse James

Man, that Jesse James. What a chud muffin

by sc1991 February 13, 2019

buttering the muffin

When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife

im buttering the muffin babe can i cum?

by BUTTAMAN March 3, 2014

Truckin Muffin

truck·in·muf·fin
n.
1. GIRL POWER
2. A person who oddly has some sort of ESP with a Giggal Bagel
3. A person who sometimes blurts out.. "SHYak Shakki"
4. HAHAHAHA remember, the coolest girl i know. HAHH PUHAHAHA

"OMG," says the Truckin Muffin. "I think i made a miSTEAK!!"

(HHEHEheHHheHEh, you owe me steak buddy. 2.2.2.2.2)

by Gagel Bagel October 18, 2004

Blabby Muffin

When a girl puts her period blood in a pan and bakes it into an oven.

Blabby Muffin-I have no fuckin idea what I ate, but it was red, moist and mushy

by Hooray For Boobies!!!! October 2, 2008

Thug Muffin

A word that a fucking faggot uses to describe his dog. One who uses this term is often perceived as a homosexual, but may actually just be bisexual.

Fag: Come here Thug Muffin let me pet you!
Dude: You're a fucking faggot. I'm gonna kick your ass.

by ThugmuffinsMurderer November 19, 2013

daddy muffin

The hotttest stud mufffin aliveee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He sings the best reggeaton songs and can make you dance..
No lie, best person ever.
ACERE, DALE

daddy muffin danced the night away.

by mama tifflaidys September 25, 2007