17th March

national no-nestle day

you: would you like some of my kitkat?
me: no bro
you: huh why not
me: its 17th march, also fuck nestle anyway

by deliveryduel March 9, 2023

Noah march

absolute top guy, studied at the school for quantum rizzicks. shlong so long could take out king kong.
loves his wife and three children but also spends time with his girlfriend.

loves a stella and a fella ;)

top shaglord noah march

by noah march March 17, 2023

22nd march

National send your boyfriend titty and booty pics

Person 1”hey gf it’s the 22nd march you know what that means”

Person 2”*sends titty and booty pics”

by Jordan pompey March 21, 2023

28 March

Birthday of Egor Zotov, also known as a really cool guy and an always sober person

“Bro, it is Egor’s birthday” - “sick”
“Mark, Egor is going to celebrate 28 march tomorrow” - “Bro, im dead💀”

by TimTim1000 March 28, 2023

27th March

A day of celebration of the birth of Keith Arsewank on British Twitter. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he is a US conservative known for his views about armed teachers.

Happy Keith Arsewank Day! The 27th March is a day of celebration and you should celebrate it as well!

by fearlessmonkey8 April 10, 2023

Henry march

Henry march is a bitch

He also likes war thunder

Person: “Yo henry march whas good”
Henry march: “meow :3”

by BEWUOAKSNWK April 17, 2023

Gaza march of return

100+ protesters shot by Israeli snipers including 30+ children.

Hym "You didn't care when it was Israel committing war crimes and shooting protesters in the gaza march of return. But now that rape is involved it doesn't matter in what way they've been brutalized or oppressed. We're just going to pretend it's not retaliatory and we're going to pretend no one could have possibly seen it coming and then do what the lefists do and cry racism."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023