mud python

When you oil up the head of your dick, slide it under your balls and let it plunge into your asshole.
Yo dog, I got hella new lube last night and had a nice mud python.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.
by nbizzledizzle November 24, 2017
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soggy turd in the mud

*(similar to “stick in the mud” but even worse)*
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it
miss stanley will write you a referral if you didn’t loop around the hallway which looping around the hallway is time consuming and can potentially make people late for their classes so which made act like a soggy turd in the mud to every student who was trying to get to class on time
by METALMULISHASOLDIER_2010 February 20, 2024
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Mud Sammich

When a female surrounds her anal cavity with rich and creamy nutella, and contacts that bum with a mans face while he is very smoothly sucking that shit up
Damn nigga, i got Mud sammich last night!
Nice bruh!
by Jared Marsh January 07, 2013
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Like a mud

“She was running like a mud
by KATUSI UCHIHA April 09, 2021
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Like a mud

“She was gone like a mud
by KATUSI UCHIHA April 09, 2021
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Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.
Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap
by Thor2021 January 20, 2022
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Mud scabs

Is when a vehicles carpet has loose dirt accumulated in one spot that has packed above the nap of the carpet
The car detailer said he charged extra for mud scabs in the carpet.
by Thumbs and monsters July 01, 2024
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