a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma March 9, 2013
Get the pigs don't flymug. When you're in the action of intercourse, you spread your arms, and start making a flying motion with your arms, and cum in the girls mouth.
by Reo_Dog May 25, 2022
Get the On the Flymug. by SuperFlyByTheBeach March 18, 2024
Get the Scratched the flymug. The music teacher was teaching a lesson on body percussion, but I didn’t give a flying fuck about it, so I just zoned out.
by jeplunknown January 16, 2025
Get the Flying fuckmug. Damn that gal lays more guys than any other 'Slapper' when her plane touches down! a real 'Flying Mattress' that one!
by Jimmy de Bogan March 8, 2024
Get the flying mattressmug. The flying Nicolas is summoned when you are making love to your beloved one and you start a ritual. If the flying Nicolas is happy then he will fly away with your beloved one and if he is not happy he will Rape everyone in the room.
by Iaergf;dbf October 26, 2025
Get the Flying Nicolasmug. A person/ persons whom use twitter or other social media to spread misinformation/ slander towards others or subjects, as a fly does when it lands on shit and spreads nothing but scurge around.
"Quit listening to the twitter flys, Karen"
"You shouldn't be proud of being a twitter fly. Literally no one likes that"
"You shouldn't be proud of being a twitter fly. Literally no one likes that"
by SoiledJammies December 11, 2024
Get the twitter flymug.