free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions

My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.

by Justjamesar December 23, 2022

free boob

An alternative to commando tits. To free boob it means to wear a top with no bra on underneath.

"My girlfriend is going free boob today."
"Savannah is free-boobing it today"

by titslover December 26, 2022

Free Candy

Giving away candy for free. Mostly given by people in white van cars.

Hey kid do you want some free candy, just come to my van over here.

by orange_FAYGO December 27, 2022

Free

What it ain't

Hym "Seriously. It ain't free. It ain't charity. It's a loan."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2022

Free

Former definition meant “at no charge at all” but in 2023, “free” usually means that you need to make purchases or spend a specific amount of money in order to get something, meaning it is not free.

“Get a free contest entry by spending $500 in our merchandise store!”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Fuck Free Zone

A place in the office where sex with hookers are off limits. The origin is from the Wolf of Wall Street, Staring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, directed by Martin Scorceses.

During the hours between 9 and 6 Straton-Oakmont was a Fuck free Zone.

-Jordan Belfort

by Viscount Druitt January 9, 2023

Free Bevy

A phrase for a finesse of a free beverage

He couldn’t start the day without getting his free bevy from Panera

by drewfloxks June 30, 2023