Often mistaken for Ferb or a Skyscraper. Has spent 17 years and will spend the definite future in Woverty. Lives in Wykin so most definitely the highest calibre of Incest. Father neglects and leaves at a young age from embarrassment of creating such a ‘thing’. Mother and sister are grim Nitty Prostitutes however do it for Bourbons rather than an actual currency.
Person 1: I had to run from my family.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.
by Big sumpy February 02, 2020
Ethan is a very handsome person, he is the sexiest in your school. He never plays though. He is also the one who should be leader of all the clubs in your school, but he is too humble. He always asks how you are doing.
by My boyfriend ethan is the best April 28, 2020
by Ben000010101019101019 June 27, 2024
an ethan is a very horrible disgusting fishy smelling and gross human to exist. he doesn’t take showers and is very ugly. ethan should just stand up and eat fish. no girls want him because he’s so ugly and his personality is even worse. ethan should just not exist. if you ever come across an ethan stay aware and go away. if you ever see one, make sure to get your glock and shoot him twice.
Emily: ew! who’s that?
Megan: sadly that’s my ex, ethan. he’s so gross!
Random person: you don’t gotta tell me twice.
Megan: sadly that’s my ex, ethan. he’s so gross!
Random person: you don’t gotta tell me twice.
by admirekisses December 11, 2021
by amir lolllolllol September 30, 2021
Ethan is a unique person. When you meet him, he’ll seem boring but as you get to know him, he’ll be flirty, funny, sweet, so smart, totally relatable, and understanding. He will be mean at times if he’s in a bad mood or he doesn’t want to show weakness or softness. If you tell him a secret and tell him not to tell anyone, he won’t. Ethan is hard to read but the more you talk with him, you can see he acts like he has a big ego but is really kind of insecure. Just being friends with Ethan is amazing too, if he doesn’t want to date, he still might like you, he just doesn’t want that kind of pressure, you can still have an amazing friendship with Ethan. He will hold back at times and not reveal things about him too much, he doesn’t want to date anyone until he’s completely sure. Don’t give up on an Ethan, let him know you’re ready and there for him.
“I’m friends with Ethan.” “You are? He’s so mean and boring.” “Trust me, if you know him the way I do, he’s absolutely amazing.”
“Ethan won’t like me back but it seems like he does and he’s just not telling me!” “Trust me, he does like you, anyone can see that. Just give him some time.”
“Ethan won’t like me back but it seems like he does and he’s just not telling me!” “Trust me, he does like you, anyone can see that. Just give him some time.”
by cwriterz February 28, 2021
He is the best guy alive. Some people compare him to god, but he doesn't accept it. He is really good at soccer and football. You should see him as running-back, he is a G.O.A.T. All the girls want to date him.
Dude 1: Hey, who is Ethan?
Dude 2: Bruh, you don't know him?
Dude 1: No, I don't.
Dude 2: Why am I wasting my time with you.
Dude 2: Bruh, you don't know him?
Dude 1: No, I don't.
Dude 2: Why am I wasting my time with you.
by Wat Up, Ethan October 28, 2020