Ethan is a very complicated person. He has multiple interests, musically inclined, and has a good home life. He has a lot of things going for him, but still feels empty. He feels sad and doesn't know why. He will do anything for anyone who will do the same. He's most likely a drummer or guitar player and probably plays one of those in a band. He smokes a shit ton of weed and often smokes with his best friend's, Darryl and James. He is a good, quiet kid and loves Jimi Hendrix. Ethan is a god
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Get the Ethan Morrow mug.Often described as a narcissist with his charming personality and a way with words he’s depicted as a manipulative person often stereotyped as a ladies man when it comes to him and what he put his mind too it’s barbecue chicken from there, his persona and what he displays to others leaves people in confusion and disarray, no one knows the real him except what he portrays to others, Ethan houser is quite suave most people can’t quite grasp the thought of how he “free balls” life with no medication but why wouldn’t he? In every way he is described as pure perfection having a strong presence in every room he enters, he walks with confidence and his eye contact is folding, the man is a freak in the bed, he’s borderline genius and athletic, he’s the brains and the bronze and boy can he tell a story. He uses his words for a bigger purpose, he takes pride being a villain as being a hero in someone’s story doesn’t quite bring the exhilaration he wants no that he needs, he thrives off hate it brings him to stepping stones he wouldn’t find by himself altogether he has hunger for ambition and self gratification and will stop at nothing to achieve what he desires, he leaves a mark on people that will never be forgotten, others call him crazy they don’t see what he sees for what he sees is something bigger then himself and he will sink his canines into it if it’s the last thing he will ever do. Also he suffers from alcoholism.
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Get the Ethan mug.The guy you find outside of a gas station who was banned from going inside. Usually found smoking a blunt or asking girls to fill up thier gas. Talks about being an Archeologist to make himself look cool.
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