when i don't have time

opposite of "when i have time"

when i don't have time i usually do some work

by bitch1324yolo June 29, 2017

I don't chase em, I replace em

When looking for roommates, if one says no, just go on to the next one

Person 1: closed on the roommate?
Person 2: he has a lease through the end of august
Person 1: On to the next one
Person 2: I don't chase em, I replace em

by BiggieBiggieBiggie October 30, 2017

don't let me breathe

What you say to your lover when you're deepthroating his member

Girl 1: FUCK don't let me breathe
Boy 1: my c**** is so big you won't be able to babe girl don't worry

by physicsslut101 November 16, 2017

don't stress

a term you use when someone asks you about something you don't want to talk about anymore. basically means "I got it" or "don't worry about it"

Brooke kept asking Joey how he was going to get away with his stupid plan. All Joey said was, "Don't stress. I got a plan."

by thedrizzyprophet May 24, 2016

that don't plug the hole

The standard reply to someone pointing out that the female you are interested in is married.

Bob: What are you looking at her for?
Joe: She's attractive.
Bob: Did you know she's already married.
Joe: Well, that don't plug the hole.

by BillyBuggy May 19, 2016

Don't follow the stream

To not follow trends. To do your own thing. Trends are like streams that are followed by people.

Hot woman: I love nerdy guys.

Her friend: Wait. I thought you said that nerds were disgusting.

Woman: That was until Doctor Who became popular. All of my friends started liking nerds too.

Friend: Listen. Don't follow the stream.

by SHG357 June 21, 2016

don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor September 7, 2016