Marching Band

Marching Band is a place for the nerdiest and craziest people, who think it’s fun to work their butts off in the heat of late July at Band Camp. While some of them are actually athletic and do other things outside of band, most do not have much of a life outside of it and only have friends that are also in band with them. Most Marching Band members will argue that it’s a sport, which it totally should count as a sport since the members go through as much physical pain and suffering during practices as the football team. The members have to be smart also, since you can’t play an instrument or do choreography with a flag while stepping to the beat and remembering all your sets without being at least somewhat smart. (Although most band members will argue that they are dumb, don’t believe them. Some of the smartest people in the school reside in the Marching Band.) The Marching Band is extremely under appreciated and under represented, even though they are so much better then then the football team and cheerleaders put together.

Cheerleader: Marching Band isn’t a sport.
Band member: Really? Because one of our members has a IQ twice as large as your entire squad’s. Not only that but we have to get on the field and practice for triple the amount of time that you guys have to in the heat of the summer while remembering all our sets in the field, how to play the music, and for the color guard, all the choreography. Stop dissing the Marching Band and get a life and some talent.

by JIF713 July 1, 2022

Rubber Band

“Rubber band” or “rubber banding”

A sex position in which the male folds their cock in two and holds it together with a rubber band to provide dexterity and girth after suffering from gin dick.

him: “fuck sakes babe. I’ve drunk too much gin. I can’t get it up”

her: “fuck it. just rubber band me for 10 and let’s call it a night”

by biggoon July 4, 2022

Fugazi (band)

One of the most underrated unknown band ever, Started in 87' and ended in 03' because of their insistence on spending more time with their families and pursuing other professional projects. The band members were Ian MacKaye and Guy Picciotto, bassist Joe Lally, and drummer Brendan Canty.

Fugazi (band) is a post-hardcore band from America

by Joe_Dirt August 12, 2022

Better Bandai

The spiritual successor of Webdriver Torso, who is still uploading several beeping and slideshow videos to this day.

At a time when Webdriver Torso has retired, Better Bandai has came to do its job

by antiquing August 15, 2022

Marching Band

A marching band is the group of kids that are a little late on trends. You often see them either hanging out in the various band areas or making weird noises down the hall. These kids can best be described as, every middle school boy.

Wow that marching band was something.

by Sincerely, a band kid September 13, 2022

Laggy Band

English North-Eastern slang for a rubber band

A: I cannae keep this ziploc on me bong
B: Use a laggy band then ya daft twat

by peetrg September 22, 2022

Speckled banded

The act of going on a ship to London with your best friend who gave you a mission but died before he could even tell you it and then a great detective walks in on you like: " even though your friend wasn't even dead to begin with.

Sholmes: time for a pointless deduction thingy

Ryunoske: OMFG AGAIN?!?!?!?

Ryunoske a year later: And that my friends was the time my friend Kazuma got speckled banded on the way to LOndon!

by I-Dip-Crisps-In-My-Juice October 8, 2022