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David

God I hate that David guy what a bitch
by Davey Hater November 21, 2021
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David Babymaker

A music star, performing alongside his bandmates: Jimmy Intercourse and Ronald Reagan
You know who the best musician is? David Babymaker.
by FirewildX November 23, 2024
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David Suarez

He acts very tough in front of his friends but his best friends he acts like a total goof and even a little gay. David is a whole virgin but no body knows that. David does love his family very much though and his once he finds the perfect girl he will treat her like the love of his life. Never mess with a davids family/friends. He may seem serious but he is a weirdo with a cute smile and a weird laugh. You will love a david in your life
David Suarez is so cool. Im so happy to have him in my life.
by Pedestrian123acrossthestreet October 20, 2019
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David

David is someone who rides underage, gets them all pregnant and jail is his 2nd home
I swear on my grandads grave she was 16

David
by anonymous August 11, 2024
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David

The big Hispanic with 5 friends and 12 belly rolls.
Person 1:“Was that fat kids name David?”
Person 2:“I don’t know but he sure looks like one.”
by AppleLover225 November 19, 2023
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David

David is the most sweetest guy you will met.He is hot,so cute,actrattive and very funny . David can be really intilligent and when it comes to make jokes he‘s really dumb an that makes him funny. :D He is alway‘s there for you no matter what and you can have a lot of fun with him. If you know a david go make some cute and funny memories it will bring you happy. So David is just the right type to have . Boyfriend/Bestfriend/Friend no matter what it‘s amazing if you have an David in your life.:))
I have a boyfriend named David and he’s the prettiest an smaterst just the PERFECT boyfriend you could wish!❤️
by young_queen45 December 28, 2019
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David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.
"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
by wyllielee August 13, 2021
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