by Davey Hater November 21, 2021

by FirewildX November 23, 2024

He acts very tough in front of his friends but his best friends he acts like a total goof and even a little gay. David is a whole virgin but no body knows that. David does love his family very much though and his once he finds the perfect girl he will treat her like the love of his life. Never mess with a davids family/friends. He may seem serious but he is a weirdo with a cute smile and a weird laugh. You will love a david in your life
by Pedestrian123acrossthestreet October 20, 2019

by anonymous August 11, 2024

by AppleLover225 November 19, 2023

David is the most sweetest guy you will met.He is hot,so cute,actrattive and very funny . David can be really intilligent and when it comes to make jokes he‘s really dumb an that makes him funny. :D He is alway‘s there for you no matter what and you can have a lot of fun with him. If you know a david go make some cute and funny memories it will bring you happy. So David is just the right type to have . Boyfriend/Bestfriend/Friend no matter what it‘s amazing if you have an David in your life.:))
I have a boyfriend named David and he’s the prettiest an smaterst just the PERFECT boyfriend you could wish!❤️
by young_queen45 December 28, 2019

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.
"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
by wyllielee August 13, 2021
