one two three NUT

bitch sucked me dry next thing u know one two three NUT! on her mothafucking face gee
by I C U M 1 September 12, 2010
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Two Finger Tsunami Cum

A form of manual stimulation that involves inserting two fingers into the vagina. This is slightly different than the traditional finger bang. Instead of just blindly slamming fingers into the fuck hole, the two fingers MUST specifically stimulate the female G-spot. Said stimulation will induce a tsumani-like female ejaculation.

This technique can be used anywhere, but for best results, it should take place in the back of the N-Judah. Bonus if she is already a squirter.
I hear Denise is a serious squirter. Imma try the Two Finger Tsunami Cum on her next time we ride the N-Judah. The back seat will be flooded with vag juice by the time I'm done
by TotesKrae August 11, 2012
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two dogs in a bath tub

When you try to stuff a set of nuts in a woman's asshole. In turn is as impossible as washing "two dogs in a bath tub".
"This bitch's ass was so loose that I had to give her the two dogs in a bath tub treatment."
by jgf July 19, 2006
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two pretty best friend

you have never seen two pretty best friends always one of them got to be ugly
two pretty best friend
by diarrhea dog November 04, 2020
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You have two assholes

An expression that came about in Springfield, Illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, "You have two assholes!"

This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.
Kid 1: You suck at Halo 3.
Kid 2: Well, you have two assholes!
by The Crazy June 25, 2009
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two hairs past freckle

a reply from someone who doesn't have a watch, usually said after someone asks what time it is.
1: Hey, what time is it?

2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's two hairs past freckle.
by mjaggard July 19, 2011
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two girls one cup

Something that will ruin your life forever. Do not even try to search for it.
"Wheres Frank?"
"He killed himself after watching two girls one cup."
by biggyfofilly November 14, 2007
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