A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.
A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
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boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
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Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?
Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.
Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.
Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.
Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.
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