No I don't need to learn anything

I haven't trained my self to do anything.

Hym "And no I don't need to learn anything. My way or death."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

Don't yuck someone's yum

A phrase redditors use to deter any kind of criticism from something they worship, usually a piece of digital media or intellectual property.

"I didn't think that new Marvel film was that good."
"Yikes. Ermm, okay sweetie, let's unpack this. First of all, don't yuck someone's yum..."

by Dodmod September 19, 2023

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

I don't speak gay

Someone not speaking the gay language

Sorry, I don't speak gay.

by I am Cul November 7, 2021

Don't be so gullible

A phrase used by bullies and jocks, so that they can easily trick someone because they trust them.

Bully: Hey! Your shoe is untied!
Nerd: Wait, what?!
Bully: *kicks the nerd in the balls*
Nerd: *chipmunk voice* OUCH! MY BALLS!!!
Bully and his friends: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Bully: Don't be so gullible, you dumbass!!!

by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022

I don't know, I'm not a wizard.

A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.

"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025