Its when a girl masturbates
For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.
For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.
crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you
by i wanna fuck mss December 06, 2017
the act of getting absolutely railed by the ambridge bridgers
originally coming from their from their 2022 baseball team being WAY to fucking good
originally coming from their from their 2022 baseball team being WAY to fucking good
by Waiiiiteeeerrrr April 11, 2022
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To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.
Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"
by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020
Beat back barbie is a real worn out tore back looking valley girl or rich girl. She used to be cute and should look 21 but after some time drinking and doing drugs she looking about 45.
Girl look at that hot mess over there! she looking all beat back barbie and shit....🤣
What happened to Stephanie ? She has got to be hittin that foil or something she’s looking all beat back barbie these days.
Is that a hooker over there on the corner ? Nah , that’s beat back barbie yo! You know scalliwag staceys big sister....!
What happened to Stephanie ? She has got to be hittin that foil or something she’s looking all beat back barbie these days.
Is that a hooker over there on the corner ? Nah , that’s beat back barbie yo! You know scalliwag staceys big sister....!
by WeBee Is the handle January 11, 2022
by Gav & Mars August 18, 2022
Syllable Beatings is a form a punishment where the parent,guardian, friend, or figure in the active role; spanks or hits the person in the passive role(receiving), in a rhythmic fashion that aligns with the words that they are saying. For each word that is spouted out, a blow or series of blows hits the receiver for each syllable in that word.
In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.
In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.
Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.
In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.
Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
Tommy: My mom gave me syllable beatings last night... I should have broken a cup instead to shorten the length of the beating.
Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
by Feybred April 20, 2020