The holy orange Toaster.
He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e.
He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0.
He knows what happens behind the event horizon of a black hole.
He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence, when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening. He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist in the first place, and much more.
He knows how all this is possible at the same time, without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.
He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.
THOT is the most powerful of all gods.
He defined the laws of physics, and he can redefine them at will.
He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e.
He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0.
He knows what happens behind the event horizon of a black hole.
He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence, when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening. He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist in the first place, and much more.
He knows how all this is possible at the same time, without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.
He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.
THOT is the most powerful of all gods.
He defined the laws of physics, and he can redefine them at will.
He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
by Xuos January 17, 2020
Get the THOTmug. Person 1: Yo did you see Joyce last night?
Person 2: Nah what was she doing?
Person 1: Being a hookah thot on snap😂
Person 2: Nah what was she doing?
Person 1: Being a hookah thot on snap😂
by lol.k January 9, 2021
Get the Hookah thotmug. A girl who is desperate and acts like a slut but classier.
These girls generally are one of the "popular" or mega hated groups.
A thot will generally be a wannabe slut/whore as no guy really wants any of her STDS.
Thots are usually aged between 11 - 21.
Thots also post their half nudes on Instagram as they're too pussy to show their faces or lower body.
So basically just a mirror picture with no top and a phone flash so you can't see their face.
Thots are mega annoying bitches who think they're better than you but are also really insecure because the other thots actually aren't virgins.
These girls generally are one of the "popular" or mega hated groups.
A thot will generally be a wannabe slut/whore as no guy really wants any of her STDS.
Thots are usually aged between 11 - 21.
Thots also post their half nudes on Instagram as they're too pussy to show their faces or lower body.
So basically just a mirror picture with no top and a phone flash so you can't see their face.
Thots are mega annoying bitches who think they're better than you but are also really insecure because the other thots actually aren't virgins.
Guy one: That girl is hot
Guy two: Wtf no she is such a thot
Girl: Hey boys *waves her thotty hand*
Both Guys: Begone thot
Guy two: Wtf no she is such a thot
Girl: Hey boys *waves her thotty hand*
Both Guys: Begone thot
by ExposedBYMe August 28, 2019
Get the Thotmug. 
by Spookyookiecookie May 20, 2020
Get the not thotmug. National Thot Day (Canada) is celebrated every November 21st. It is a very popular holiday in which you show respect to your fellow thots.
by Hlxn November 21, 2018
Get the National Thot Daymug. by faggot faggot hitler nigger November 2, 2019
Get the begone thotmug.