Noun - Excessive friends on Facebook that you really wish you did not have:
1. Friends that you accidentally accepted but do not unfriend because you do not want to hurt their feelings.
2. Friends who feed an excessive number of posts to your home page.
3. The hundreds of excess friends that you never talk to or otherwise hear from.
1. Friends that you accidentally accepted but do not unfriend because you do not want to hurt their feelings.
2. Friends who feed an excessive number of posts to your home page.
3. The hundreds of excess friends that you never talk to or otherwise hear from.
I put all of my spam friends into a single group on Facebook. Now I can be offline to them all the time!
by MargeX July 5, 2009
Get the Spam friend mug.This type of person is someone that you find yourself very close to but only realize that they don’t totally measure up of what u thought they were. You find yourself always talking having fun but they drop you instantly without a reason Similar to fake
Bruh. She is such a toxic friend for not making the effort to talk to me even though I am always trying to be there.
by DAREAL1 December 6, 2019
Get the Toxic friend mug.When you miss an opportunity to befriend someone because you simply didn't recognize that they were trying to be friendly. You wanted to be friends, but through your own social-retardation you turned them away, only to realize later what you have done, and to damn yourself. This kind of behaviour can leave well meaning but socially retarded people lonely and friendless. They just don't know what they're doing wrong, but everyone else does. In a world were perception is reality, they must adjust how they behave to change how they are seen.
The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.
The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.
"oh gees I totally friend-failed today, I told that person I didn't want to go see a movie for them but I didn't give them an excuse. I just said 'nah i don't want to see it'. They probably think I'm a deuche"
"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."
"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."
"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."
"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."
by pavicnat January 10, 2012
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Get the friend test mug.n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.
J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'
T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"
T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"
by Rock-ME-Hardplace March 6, 2010
Get the friend lock mug.a mouse or rodent hiding in your apartment or house. very friendly and cute. you cant kill it because you have made friends with the mouse.
by icebergler April 22, 2009
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