Ethan

A guy who is not that popular or hot, but he accepts that and doesn't care about what people think about him. He also is a bit weird when it comes to his interests, but look past that, he somehow manages to get all the ladies even though he's not hot nor popular. Now that there ladies and gentleman, is a story of a fricking savage!

Look at that guy over there with his hot girlfriend!

Yeah, that's Ethan. He's not popular but damn, he's got the girls!

by batts2005 December 11, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is a very tuff kid. He thinks because he curses he is the shit. He likes to make fun of you and he also has a disease. He also likes to fake his injuries to compensate for the fact he can’t play a sport. If you see an ethan like this approach him and he will smell like a fucking sewer. He also has and anime body pillow with his weaboo ass. And he usually wears a tight ass shirt with jeans and some fucking sketchers

Ugh that Ethan’s smell does he not use deodorant

by Poor man Antoine April 30, 2019

Ethan

Handsome, mostly blonde, and can do almost anything when it comes to talents. He’s awesome with the ladies, and he likes to joke around with them. He has the kind of humor that you would find hurtful, but always explains why it’s funny. He will tease you, but he always means it in a playful manner. He is strong, and confident. If anyone comes across him in a bad way, he will always solve the problem whether it’s by talking back, or simply being nice. Overall, Ethan is an awesome dude who likes to have fun!

“See that guy over there?”
“Yeah that’s Ethan! He’s super funny”
“Yeah, and really cute!”

by Dude, that’s awesome April 20, 2018

Ethan

Ginger Prick with no friends unless they have big ahh forehead and low IQ, mosque bomber fuckin’ stupid ass Portuguese ass pork and cheese ass Hungarian rabbit fucking stupid bitch idiot dickhead. Ethan’s a ginger prick.

Hey, have you heard about Ethan?

Oh yeah, I have.

He Ginger as fuck. Fr.

I know. We smashed.

Me too.

by Ethan (Ginger) January 19, 2023

Ethan

Ethan’s a big fat bitch (bfb) who stomps around with his big feet

Boy: are we having an earthquake

Me: no that’s just Ethan coming down the stairs

by Ihateblackpeeople January 19, 2023

ETHAN

little nazi with big oily biceps that only likes to eat out guys

hey did u see that bodybuilder?
yeah he was such an ethan

by hailhiler January 9, 2020

Ethan Walker Gibson

Ethan Walker Gibson is the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He loves to bully his friends and pretend he can’t get hurt, but deep down he knows that’s not true. He has all the best parts of autism, and his object impermanence and iron liver never fail him. He drinks too much and makes some stupid choices, but he is the best guy to go to when you need a good laugh or some advice. He loves Spanish and is super good at it. He’s ripped and a total slay Queen pussy boss.

Ethan Walker Gibson was the love of my life. He was perfect.

by el amor de tu vida October 15, 2023