Cum protectors

Cum protectors is another word for glasses/spectacles.

Guy : Quick girl! im going to cum on your face!

Woman : Hmm ok, im gunna keep my cum protectors on so it dont go in my eye though!

by Jamieltd June 6, 2011

Pickled cum

Pickled cum : valuable cum from da pickle sealed in piss jar a very sought after item with a msrp of 1738$ a atom. Made in a process of putting pickles in a jar of piss for 24hr then busting a fat slugger in dat hoe nigga tf you thought this shit was hard nah you dumb penis jeans bitch dumb stupid retarded nomadic nimrod

BITCH NIGGA 1: yo dog I can get some pickled cum?

BITCH ASS NIGGA 2: only a spoon full

HOE ASS BITCH NIGGA 1: fuck you piss magnet fucking pussy nigga I should kill yo dumb ass I payed for your nuts nigga smoke head

by Cock k May 7, 2020

Cum Creek

Masturbating on ones own chest resulting in the semen traveling downward and landing in ones own belly button

By the time I had finished jerking off I realized there was a cum creek on my body.

by カナヒナタ May 2, 2019

Cum Nugget

A nugget of cum

Why tf you freezing your cum

I'm making a cum nugget dumbass

by hifsdf54654654 May 5, 2020

Cum Wiggler

A female or male takes male ejaculation(semen) and shakes it around causing it to jiggle and strands falling off the hands.

Oh you are a cum wiggler?

by ReturnBedrock April 24, 2020

Cum Cricket

Derogatory term for a white person

Shut up you cum cricket

by YaKingKH November 12, 2022

shitting cum

It's when you shit out cum after taking it up the ass

man i've been shitting cum all night

by Poop cum fart April 6, 2021