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Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
by madscatraz November 22, 2017
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Those who know

a term used by braindead Gen Alpha kids to show the absolute monumental trauma given by understanding the context of a image or clip.

Often it displays a regular trollface and then a disfigured, dark trollface. The dark trollface is to show 'those who know'.
A video showing a man hiking up mount fuji

Text: Those who don't know: 😀 Those who know: 💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️
by Ralbr December 26, 2024
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filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu

A term used to put down non-sorcerers.
I can’t see it.”
filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu.”
“What?”
by ApTerse June 22, 2024
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girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing
Danny: do you like ranch
Lindsey: yes, in fact I am part of a cult called girls who eat ranch
by RogueSoul22 January 4, 2021
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Who

A species that appear very small and seem to celebrate every holiday. There are many members to this species and they can only be found in a magical place deemed "Whoville"
by BowlPlane January 17, 2023
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who?

A playful, satirical response to be used in situations where somebody refers to a person or group that you ARE, in fact, familiar with (usually somebody popular/famous), but wish to mock.

The inquisitive tone would normally suggest that you had no prior knowledge of that person/group's existance, but in situations where the person you're talking to knows that you know who they're talking about, it's an implied dismissal (i.e. you're basically saying that you don't give a shit about whoever they're talking about, calling them a nobody or a has-been).
Guy 1: "Wow. McGregor got mauled, huh?"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Fuck you, dude. He's still top 3 in MY books."
by Yowsky January 25, 2021
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Who Hasher

A Who Hasher is a close friend who has that one side of them they only show to you and other close friends. Its their wacky, cocky, moody sides that usually come out after dark or if the whole friend group is together at the right time. Being a Who Hasher brings out the best memories of people that make great stories to tell.
Person 1: Hey how was the party last night?
Person 2: Yoo, last night was sick OP was being a Who Hasher all night long!
by THE CRINGEWORTHY MASTER July 29, 2022
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