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Stuck off the realness

The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants.
Stuck off the realness at the Hawks for 2024 New Year’s Eve party!

-Hawk S 14101 autumn
by Hawk S 14101 autumn December 12, 2023
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Real Presence

The real presence, or…? It’s all the same to me, love.
by Friar Re October 18, 2023
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Sunoo's real gf

Mimi is Sunoo's real gf
by sunooismybabie April 4, 2021
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Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.
doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023
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REAL TIME AI

The formation of perfect AI using the entire URBAN DICTIONARIES and it's SUBDIVISIONS of the VULGAR AI'S that can be effected PERFECTLY IN A RUSH in relevancy to the SONG AD DISPLAY.
REAL TIME AI is here MOTHERFUCKER , FATHER FUCKER, CUNTFUCKER , FAUCETFUCKER, and FARRAHFUCKER.4:55 AM
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021
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The real Funtime bonnie

*Funtime Freddy* HeY, bOn-BoN gO gEt Em! *Bon-Bon* Freddy can you tell them i exist and am The real Funtime bonnie
by Freddy Fastbear May 23, 2022
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