face time

Cunnilingus!!(did I spell that right?) Dudes get head, the honeys get face time.

+My jaws hurt+ *Why?* +Man, I gave (her name here) about 45 minutes of face time last night to make her come+ *Damn...you must really love her*

by Yawnee July 24, 2006

Time fuse

Step 1) When you unroll half of the toilet paper.

Step 2) Delicately wipe your ass.

Step 3) Re-roll it like a brand new roll.

Step 4) Leave for unsuspecting victim.

Credit to: Jimmy 51-50

Bro, I just time fused Laura’s bathroom!

by DingleberryRock March 16, 2022

guzzle time

the time when you are about to drink alot of booze.

i was at the lake for the weekend and as soon as i woke up it was guzzle time.

by DNK November 4, 2007

clear time

The amount of time someone has to clean up an area/room before someone, such as a parent, arrives.

"Oh man. I only had a minute of clear time the other night. I almost got busted."

by Janaanananaa December 14, 2008

Store time

Leaving the time on your watch unset and incorrect after purchase for the duration of ownership.

Me: what time time is it?
Guy: (pulls out iPhone) ...
Me:why didn't you just look at your watch?
Guy: it's on store time.

by Htown November 14, 2012

mystery time

Any short period of time forgotten during a long day of drinking.

John said he partied all day at the tailgate and that he had a little mystery time before dinner..

by Why is this not a word yet? January 11, 2016

Time-zoned

You use "Time-zoned" in scenarios where you and another individual are currently living in the same area, with the same timezone but still some how manage to wake up at compeltely different times and don't get to see each other.

•Alex (10 AM) : Hey billy, you ready to play?
•Billy (4 PM) : Bruh I just woke up, sorry.
•Alex (4:15 PM) : Man we got Time-zoned
•Billy (4:20 PM) : 😩

by Snooh November 1, 2020