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sam dermer

fat ass bitch likes to suck on dick and looks like a fetus
oh look its sam dermer he is a fucking fat ass
by goodguy27 October 12, 2016
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Sam

Sam is a 27 year old (28 on Sunday) man from New Jersey. He's 5'9 but will tell people he's actually 5'10. Sam hasn't been to the gym in over a month. In his free time, he plays music in the band Stitched In Blue, who have a concert on December 13th at East Berlin. Sam is disorganized and spontaneous, but writes it off as "hot girl energy" when in reality he has ADHD.
Person #1: yo are you going to the Stitched In Blue concert on December 13th? I heard Sam is gonna be there.

Person 2: Oh killer! He's what like 5'10?. And he plays piano!

Person 1: He actually learned bass for the band.

Person 2: Rad. That guy is a heck of a 27 year-old if we're talking before Sunday, November 28th.
by DefNotSam November 23, 2021
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Sam

Sam’s a bitch.
Guy 1: You know Sam, right?

Guy 2: Yeah he a bitch!
by Clarkdaddy January 30, 2024
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sam

a Sam is a really nice person. they can be so nice and caring but they arnt doing best in school and the chances of them have a depressed and sad life style is very high. a Sam would be a class clown and would be so fun to get along with they are mean but can also be extremely kind and funny. any person is lucky to have a Sam in their life and that's final. a Sam would make sure their friends have a nice time with them but when they go home they have abusive parents and they don't really ever get along with them and a Sam would probably have attempted suicide at least once
them: omg he's so nice
you: he's a Sam
by jssjdjjsjajwnxjisnw April 16, 2020
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Sam

One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet in your entire life. He makes you feel certain ways that are hard to explain. Everything he says and does seems to fill you with joy somehow. It's impossible to let someone this special just pass you by, which is why once you met a Sam, never ever let go.
'I just met a guy named Sam!'
REALLY THATS SO COOL I WANNA MEET A SAM'
by Paula :) July 3, 2021
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Sam Tucker

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sam greenspan

Boy who gets no girls and the girls he does get have missing teeth and vapes in the school toilets
You are a Sam greenspan
by Anonymous11225569 November 24, 2021
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