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Sam is a cool person I know
by htrgeaef April 09, 2022
Maybe one of the best people you could ever meet. Sam is a charming, smart, talented, adorable little teddy bear. He can be one of your best friends, and if he becomes your boyfriend he'll only get better and better. He's caring, he's compassionate, he's romantic. He's never afraid to tell you how he feels. He lets you play with his hair, and you can easily get lost in his green eyes, since he's probably lost in yours already (= Sam can sometimes shelter away, but he's never afraid to write you a long romantic paragraph whenever he feels like it.
by NerdGirl6101 May 23, 2019
Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game
That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog
And cr
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game
That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog
And cr
“How’s his basketball”
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player
by Most accurate definition man June 23, 2022
Sam is just a in a constant state of depression and regretting past life decisions. He also has a small pp.
Sam is sad.
by Hellsbestdemon July 26, 2020
sam has really bad breath it smells like mouldy milk warm mints and it’s really bad when you and near him
sorry sam
sorry sam
by big_dick_dave June 28, 2020