tortinos pizza rolls

the best thing on earth

CONSUME THE TORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS JOHN BRING ME MY LASAGNA JOHN

by EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE January 23, 2021

Pizza Sitting

Where you take one slice out of a pizza pie and then sit on the remaining pie (with the missing slice lined up between your legs) and then cum in the empty slice spot. You can also eat said slice while cumming or cum onto the slice to feed to someone or have sex on the pie so long as someone is sitting on the pizza pie as described above.

Man what’s going on with that pizza pie?! Oh yeah, my roommate Dan has a serious pizza sitting fetish. Third one this week. SMH

by SparksJoy January 1, 2022

pizza pal zone

It’s like friend-zoning but it’s just used when it’s two people who like the same toppings on pizza

“Oh damn you like mushrooms too? We can be pizza pals”

“Did you just pizza pal zone me?”

by bigdaddee May 25, 2024

Pizza Flu

When you eat so much pizza that you become physically sick.

Did you hear about Jack? He got the pizza flu.

by JimmyKangCornDog December 23, 2015

pizza

the us in 2005 had a debate asking if pizza was a fruit and the outcome was ¨there is enough tomato in it to call it a fruit¨

so therefor pizza is a fruit

furnace: hey is pizza a fruit?
me: please shut up.

by notmyrealname420 October 15, 2020

Smashing Pizza

1. Having rough intercourse, generally anal, and generally without a condom.

2. Eating a pizza with some friends.

1. It all started when she asked me to rub her back, and fifteen minutes later I was smashing her pizza.

2. I spent my whole night last night watching Star Wars and smashing pizza with the guys. It was great.

by Pizzasmash July 24, 2017

Pizza-jerky

Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.

Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...

"Being completely out of Ramen-noodle soup, Dave had pizza-jerky for breakfast".

by StangFtl February 1, 2010