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Just Give Birth

Now go be a good child: get married. Or just get pregnant. Go have your own kids. You are a woman. So go get pregnant and have a few kids. For that is all you’re good for. We only wanted you to just. give. birth. To your future children. As in go get pregnant somehow, then give birth to that child. We just love your children already.

From your mother Mary; Because we were made to be grandparents. Aka WHERE ARE MY ****** GRANDCHILDREN. I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR FOR YOU TO FINALLLY **** settle down and TO GIVE BIRTH TO MY FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN. WHERE ARE THEY? Where are my kids to take care of. Now go do your wifely duties and JUST. GIVE. BIRTH. TO. MORE. FUTURE. CHILDREN. I CANNOT STAND IT. I cannot wait until you just give birth. To my future grandchildren. Hurry it up please to the God of the Bible. What are my children doing when they’re not just giving birth. Being a mental retarded nut case or playing video games on their old …. Yadda yadda yadda

AKA GO BE A WOMAN AND HAVE CHILDREN ALREADY
No go just give birth. Just give birth. X3 then tell me how to raise my future grandchildren.

Now go- just give birth to your children because I already know how many children you will already. Be having. Because I cannot stand you if you don’t want to just give birth. As in quit your job to become a mother like me.
by Oldhumour29 June 24, 2023
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give the 10

I told her I'd hit her up so she should give the 10
by YourCurse July 2, 2017
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Who gives a flying fig

Bob: Hey, I just beat Super mario kaizo 64!
Luddite: Who gives a flying fig about your game?!
by Youtube Pooper May 7, 2017
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Give that hoe a drink

A phrase that means "break up with her/him" in a sassy way.
Guy: Oh I don't know man, I really like her but she's been a bitch to me lately.
Other Guy: Dude, give that hoe a drink.
by theclashk January 16, 2017
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give hell

To grief someone with un-imaginable magnitude.
They refused to let me in, so I broke in through the skylight and decided to give them hell.
by Demonic March 25, 2004
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Never gonna give you up

Rick Astely: Never Gonna give you up.

Someone: Never gonna give you up!!
by -Aether April 24, 2022
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