March Stacheness

"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)

Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.

by StrongManHaze February 22, 2019

March 16

f*ck your crush day (make sure he has a big d*ck too)!!!
f*ck your crush because it is national fuck your crush day

boy: wanna f*ck its March 16
girl: only if you have a big d*ck

by school_is_awesome March 16, 2022

March 12

National Send a Titty Pic Day

If it’s March 12 it’s national send a titty pic day so you gotta do that for your SO

by Smoky1111 March 12, 2023

march 11

give your crush you hoodie day

girl: it’s cold
boy: here it’s march 11 take my hoodie

by heywhatsup18142 March 10, 2025

march

national be-cool-to-kaden day. be nice to your friend kaden (with a k) on March 1-31 all throughout march : ) this is 100 percent a real thing

kaden: you know what month it is?
person: march
kaden: yeah

by ticcit July 27, 2021

March 18th

National compliment Sebastian day.
Also national fuck a Sebastian day.

Guy: "what day is it?"
Guy 2: "oh, it's March 18th! We'd better go fuck Sebastian!"

by Suck cock work hahahah June 22, 2022

Henry march

Henry march is a bitch

He also likes war thunder

Person: “Yo henry march whas good”
Henry march: “meow :3”

by BEWUOAKSNWK April 17, 2023