Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Bud Lighted

You drink Bud Light and you become a transgender, or such of that community

John just drank a bud light, hes a tranny now, he got bud lighted

by TOAD DA 1ST May 31, 2023

Light Role

(cat.) One of the ten Leading Roles of the Prime beings. The Light Role has the power to glow a soft and warm glow, much like a candle. They are born around Hanukkah. But those who are lucky enough to be born on Hanukkah on a leap year, a rare birthday to have, also have the ability to be physically warm to the touch, just like a candle. The job of the Light Role is to help out when someone is lost in the dark, literally or mentally.

"And the person chosen to be the Light Role is... Vanca! Your job is to bring light to our planet."
"Thank you, sir."

by US-IL December 20, 2024

bud light in the loafers

See "light in the loafers"

Bob: Is Jimmy drinking what I think he's drinking?
Carl: ya... You know Jimmy. He's always been a little bud light in the loafers.
Bob. ...true. Hey. Grab my a Yeungling from the cooler.

Carl: You got it man.

by pseudosymmetry May 24, 2023

Lighting my cigarette

A word to describe when someone “sucks up” to you or gives you special treatment with romantic intention.

Jane: it seems like John was giving me a lot of attention last night… he was really lighting my cigarette

by Rusty.Bedspring September 3, 2023

Red Lights lvly

a famous rapper known for sexually harassing predominantly african teenagers. Also used as a “move” when harassing african teenagers.

“Did you hear Darren hit a Red Lights lvly?”

by jake230713892 April 17, 2024

Abstraction Of Light

Something that will lead you to darkness.

It may cause the world to end.
And make the only thing you can think of is you.
You'll try as you might
it won't take you down its
your final showdown.

As I stare, into an Abstraction Of Light that will lead me to darkness, oh.

by D.G/D.J June 28, 2025