Reverse ladies man

Just your average Joe... the only thing is they can't get a date with there crush.

Me: "Look there is Sam with that girl he likes"
Other friend: "who cares he is a reverse ladies man"

by Lick a dic March 15, 2021

lady starfish

bullhole

Dude, okay so last night she was really into it so I stuck my thumb in her lady starfish.

by ggkjbkjm, April 12, 2016

parrot lady

A happy, active, outgoing, fun, exciting soul on the surface and a grouch that would try to walk over anybody she thought of as being in her way beneath the surface.

Patrizia Reggiani, the parrot lady, was only a happy free spirit when everyone was looking, but nobody was really watching. It's the shallow manipulators you watch though, they are the real grouches and cynics beneath the surface.

by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021

Bakery Lady

A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.

I cant afford food

Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!

by NODAMSELS?!?!?!??! September 20, 2022

Lady Shaker

Slang for a penis

"I wanted to have sex with her but I got too drunk and I couldnt get lady shaker up"

by JHussler March 22, 2024

Lady Uncle

A woman who is a female version of a stereotypical “Drunk Uncle”. Commonly known for drinking bud light and piss at 8am in northern states.

“ALEX RAILED A LADY UNCLE!”

by The Don of NH January 4, 2024

Lady Vault

The Lady Vault is a ladies term for Masturbatory Aids. Similar to a "spank bank" but for ladies.

Alexander Skarsgard is #1 in my lady vault

by Botina January 11, 2012