Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.
Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin
Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?
Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
Me: thats kevin
Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?
Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. It's basically a male Karen
by IUseGrammarEverywhere December 22, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. 
best at soccer,has a blackmamba and his can get any girl in this planet and in the future his is gonna play for swansea as a centerback
by kevin00000000039 September 26, 2017
Get the kevin sonkomug. by belly busting giggle stick June 14, 2022
Get the kevinmug. Kevin Rudd king twerp. The greatest control freak and lover of terror that has ever existed. People had a choice to not pay taxes in the '80's.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 27, 2020
Get the Kevin Ruddmug. She is the cutest and prettiest girl you can ever meet. You will fall in love with her at first sight. She act like she doesn't care but cares the most. If you ever meet a girl named kevin, just propose because she is the one made for you. She is attractive and beautiful. She is the definition of beauty. She is very kind hearted and lovely girl. If you think she is ugly then you are the dumbest guy in the earth. She loves to pet animals.
She would be a biggest fan of korean dramas and BTS army. She loves to listen music and a great fan of Zyan. A great daughter, a great sister, a great lover, a great wife you will find all in one. Never break her heart. If you reject her, you have lost the precious diamond.
She would be a biggest fan of korean dramas and BTS army. She loves to listen music and a great fan of Zyan. A great daughter, a great sister, a great lover, a great wife you will find all in one. Never break her heart. If you reject her, you have lost the precious diamond.
by Its me the guardian angel November 25, 2021
Get the Kevinmug.