Kevin Wilfred Garcia

darkest nigga alive, sweatest ass mofo, has no aesthetic, likes skin-tight sausages

"Do you know Kevin Wilfred Garcia?"
"No, but his middle name is Wilfred."

by f u kevin October 19, 2015

Kevin

A man with a medium sized wiener. Not tiny , but definitely not big. Nothing too impressive, but in most scenarios, it can get the job done.

“I heard you hooked up with Kevin, how was it?”

“Wasn’t great, but wasn’t terrible. It was alright I guess.”

by ShartSimpsonJr November 23, 2021

Kevin

A smooth brain slimeball who uses Ifunny.co

Kevin: Hey bro look at my Ifunny meme from 2013

Libs am I right? HAHA

by Thirdhammer March 27, 2022

Kevin

Kevin love to ride banana tree cause he needs to treat his RHD, RSD, and TVC. He's a hybrid of the BDE and the WAP. Cops go criminal over his massive spear of vibrations and he was a BBK since childhood.

Kevin you have the biggest banana tree in the nation

Kevin you make my WAP cave in.

Kevin play Rock, Pave her, Seize yours

by ZacFaj August 8, 2025

Kevin Maretz

not a hip thrusting movement. However, a "kevin maretz" is a synonym for a gaping vagina.

I was with this chick last night and she had a kevin maretz

by macaque.is.hairy October 5, 2008

Tyler Kevin Charles

probaly white

Tyler Kevin Charles is sucha white boy

by notwhiteboityler February 11, 2021

Kevin Rudd

Kevin Rudd likes to complain because the only food available onboard, was 'gourmet sandwiches,' and no hot meals.

'I like to order a 4 legged chicken, waiter. They're very popular here in Asia stated Kevin Rudd

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 27, 2020