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Jake

a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.
that guy is the Jake of pretending he knows whats going on.
by pissyasshole1 August 8, 2023
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Jake Paulers

The group of 5 year olds that follow jake paul and slowly become cancer until they stop watching him
Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear all of my kids are jake paulers.

Guy 2: *clocks gun* cancer extermination time.
by ParadoxD November 15, 2019
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Jakeing it

When a man is jerking off aggressively and proceeds to get friction burn on his penis
by Homebody37 June 13, 2025
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Jake C

This guy will do some very camp sh!t on paper but when you're with him you just KNOW he's the sh!t.
Also tends to have a fat a$$ and struggles to keep the monster in his pants.
Despite all this a Jake C is usually pretty modest and shy.
Girl I thought Jake C was gonna be lame ass but ugh... I want more
by Crystal-R June 13, 2020
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Jake rogers

Jake Rogers is a boy who doesn’t necessarily go to the gym.He probably has a buzz cut.But this one girl will always find him attractive.Demi-Lee Mcallister.she will love him to bits!
Jake Rogers:I love you demi
Demi:you fit
by hello demi July 7, 2022
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Jake Morris

A man who's very sexy and gets all the girls. He's the nicest person you'll ever meet. However sometimes you'll question his sexuality. but if your a Jake Morris then you'll have hoes on top of hoes
Wow, he's such as Jake Morris just want him to have my kids
by JakeypooMaurice December 15, 2022
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duck the jakes

Around common word for Ducking the laws!
Say bro I’m cooling in the cut tryna duck the jakes!
by Cino May 28, 2022
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