fayzan moment

when someone does an unspeakable action by behaving similar to Fayzan. Guaranteed to make you cringe

Fayzan: *moans*
AXFace: ayo
Fayzan: sorry that was my dad
Mango1491625: actual fayzan moment

by AXFace April 29, 2022

Lifeguard moment

That moment when you notice people who should not have had kids but did anyways, and say "Hey! You! Out of the gene pool!"

"Oh my god, did you see that woman changing a diaper right in the middle of the Wal-mart?"
"Total lifeguard moment, right?"

by Faxus December 4, 2013

Kingdom Moment

Cherished, rare times where there is peace and understanding among different people, often while enjoying a good meal.

Riders from all over the world felt the bond of brotherhood at the Tour De France awards banquet; it was a real kingdom moment.

by Jo LaGitane July 24, 2006

rapture moment

When you leave a room, come back and everyone is gone. Seems like the rapture just happened.

I left the family room to go pee, came back and everyone was gone. Total rapture moment.

by Singleinthecity704.com December 28, 2011

Doomer Moment

The act of being a little bitch. Nihilistic freaks who read one book on philosophy and suddenly they're the smartest/ most woke person in the room. Their core beliefs are void of any belief at all ( the belief that there is no inherent meaning, value, or order to life), they don't necessarily have to believe this, they just say doomer shit to sound deep. A doomer moment in specific is when they say the most unhappy, unadulterated cringe to either feel slightly above you or to excuse their troglodyte activities.

"I love long walks."
"Why does it even all matter were just... all going to die. The sun's going to explode in the near future and we're destroying our own ecosystem. You must be some kind of evil to even give birth in a cesspool like this."
"Kill yourself, doomer moment."

by ollie.j April 7, 2022

Jock Moment

It means when @NintendoJock64 Tweets

Nintendo Jock Tweeted or Retweeted a funny joke, call that jock moment

by Yeet3536383 October 6, 2020

Ah-oh moment

1.the moment that occurs when one questions themselves, Did I just say that, because I meant to just think it? 2. the moment one is lacking impulse control and wishes they were invisible.

Mark doesn't think you're ugly. He must have had an Ah-oh moment.

by pyra023 September 9, 2010