balkan hat

Short douchebag hair style, often seen on guidos

OMG! Look at that balkan hat, what a rebel!

by yesJohnyes May 23, 2011

Shesh Bood hab hat e

An annoying person who obsesses over jaiden lanzi and is named after a snake god

Shesh Bood hab hat e is a snake god

by Bigg_PP October 01, 2020

Hat Abuse

The action in wich someone abuses another persons hat

STOP THIS HAT ABUSE

by eric noblesmen August 30, 2018

Crap hat

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett

Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄

by Chicken.wings May 24, 2021

Tilted Hat

When you are taking a shit and jacking ofd at the same time.

My stomach hurt but I was horny as a motherfucker so bad I had to tilted hat that shit to feel better.

by Twodutchmary February 10, 2021

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 27, 2022

bee hat

A condom for men with small penises.

The Trojans kept falling off; so to stop impregnating his cousins, Leroy stopped by the store and picked up a value pack of bee hats.

by chaotoroboto November 12, 2009